September22014

deadxlast:

pianorocknroll:

you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

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Oh my fucking god

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9PM

deansass:

I can’t help but think of Sam every time I hear that line in the song I’m sorry

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9PM

geekishchic:

cumberbitchsandwich:

failedexperiments:

Alan Carr asking John Barrowman about his plans to have children with his partner, Scott Gill

Barrowman is a perfect human being

omfg

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9PM
artagainstsociety:

You don’t even want to know the amount of times I’ve accidently dipped my dirty paintbrush in my cup of coffee and went “eh, fuck it” and took a swig anyway.’

artagainstsociety:

You don’t even want to know the amount of times I’ve accidently dipped my dirty paintbrush in my cup of coffee and went “eh, fuck it” and took a swig anyway.’

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9PM

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

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9PM

findoutwhereyourplaceis:

“What a miracle it is that out of these small, flat, rigid squares of paper unfolds world after world after world, worlds that sing to you, comfort and quiet or excite you. Books help us understand who we are and how we are to behave. They show us what community and friendship mean; they show us how to live and die.” — Anne Lamott

Geez guys, label your porn.

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9PM

vinegod:

Munchiez always makes sure to say bless you after someone sneezes 😽😂 by Kelly Kranz

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howthehoolychillz:

fixitfred:

fauxreal:

are you fuckin kidding me

I want one.

He tried so hard

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8PM
outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice





stop

why is this so funny?

outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts

Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice

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stop

why is this so funny?

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4PM

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

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4PM

sherlocked-with-thebeatles:

owlwithafeatherboa:

roadkill-dreamcatcher:

      assassinslover:

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow

That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!

that’s what happened in budapest. 

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2PM
rothruinel:

cryin so hard
my lungs

rothruinel:

cryin so hard

my lungs

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2PM
birdschoolforbirds:

thetoxiczombie:

avengwhores:

Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.
… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

"oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"

no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man

birdschoolforbirds:

thetoxiczombie:

avengwhores:

Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.

… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid

"oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"

no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man

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