1. An nineteen-year-old Montreal lesbian novelist with no plans for the future
2. A woman consumed by wanderlust and the adventures to match.
It takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”.
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?
guys im straight
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language